For our Dance4 Secret Santa which each had to devise a limerick about the person receiving the gift. Some more clever than others - can you guess who it is?
A girl that rarely gets mad,
So our love for her is more than a fad,
Then she went away,
To the NDTA,
And made Sance4 oh so sad!
They don't come to work on a bus
For this we could make a big fuss
They once were so small
Now they're nothing at all
Put onsome wirght tiny puss
There was a young lady from Devon
Whose smile sent most guys to Heaven
She's got sparkly eyes
And eats steak and ale pies
And rarely goes to bed before 11
She's young, she's willing and able
She's a pleasure to have at our table
But doing her course
Is like riding a horse
She can't start til it's out of the stable!
To avoid a career in finance
She sought her employment in dance
But some book keeping followed
Expenses she swallowed
All executed with sheer elegance
A lady who cares for her hair
And a passion for style and flair
Of course there's no other
Don't mess with this mother
Is that something I smell in the air?
There was a Nottingham bird who loved tea
At tea break her lit up with glee
She's constantly going to the loo
Because she's drinking for two
And blooming gorgeous with it, you'll agree
? was a girl who liked a treat
And her taste buds predominantly sweet
With this secret gift
Fulfillment'll be swift
And her life will now be complete
There was a young woman called ?
who danced until she was doo-lally...
She'd leap and sh'd bend,
She'd spin & Extend
but only if diagonally!
Better than Delia, Nigella and Jamie
She really is the home baking lady
She knocked on our door
And came back to Dance4
Some more of those delicious beetroot muffins maybe?
I think that I'd better declare
This was bought in a state of despair
but i hope you will clap
with a gift to hold a snap
for our producer, ?
Merry Christmas!!!
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